(Source: savinghyruleatm)

  • When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
  • When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
  • When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops

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theywerejustkids:

what i want to know is how cole sprouse has gone from being a perfectly well-respected child actor

to one of us

(Source: isaacedlahey)

most-awkward-moments:

Easy

Breezy

Beautiful

Covergirl

(Source: shades0fclarity)